Jokes....

JOKES

Situation 1…..

JOUVARN : In that pond, there were 10 fish. Two have died.

How many fish left?

PERLISHA : Oh, it’s very easy! The answer

is 8.

JOURVARN : It’s wrong!

PERLISHA : But why?

JOURVARN : It’s 10 because no one took them out from the pond.

Situation 2….

DAYANA : I always feel bored. Can I ask you something?

ARR VIN : Sure, you can.

DAYANA : What is the thing that make you feel bored the most?

ARR VIN : Emm..talking to you.

DAYANA : #//@!!+?

Situation 3….

A patient went to the clinic to see a doctor because he lost his memory.

DOCTOR : Yes, can I help you?

PATIENT : Yes, you know Doc, I have lost my memory.

DOCTOR : Can you tell me when it happened and how you can lost your memory.

PATIENT : ERR….?!? !! (I think this doctor is crazy because I lost my Memory

and I don’t remember what had happened Before this).